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Lets begin with a chart that's self explanatory. The per capita average length of the chinese penis is now on par with the EU. The typical Chinese citizen now cums as much per load as the typical western European Union citizen. And its growing. China now produces over 70% of the worlds penis pumps, and they do it faster and cheaper than anywhere else in the world. There are only 2 factories producing high quality modern lithium powered penis pumps in the EU, and zero in the United States. China has over 30, and all the lithium in those 2 EU factories comes from China.

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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

You missed the Bible verse and whispered prayer at the end.

[–] GayTuckerCarlson@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

This is a dumpster behind a Shanghai KFC. Be good

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is Kanas Lake, Xinjiang. Be good.

~Dear~ ~lord~ ~please~ ~give~ ~me~ ~a~ ~Chinese~ ~penis,~ ~and~ ~not~ ~in~ ~a~ ~jar,~ ~no~ ~monkey~ ~paw~ ~business.~ ~Lord~ ~please~ ~replace~ ~my~ ~existing~ ~penis~ ~with~ ~one~ ~equivalent~ ~to~ ~the~ ~typical~ ~Chinese~ ~penis.~ ~Amen.~

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago
[–] rubber_chicken@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

This sort of thing is my bag, baby!

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

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