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[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 81 points 1 week ago (15 children)

can europe offer refugee status to people that don't want to live in the US anymore?

[–] the_wise_wolf@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago

Yes. Let's trade!

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

NO, they deserve to live there

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] _cryptagion@anarchist.nexus 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

listen, it works out for both of us. I get a country that values human lives and privacy a little more than my current one, and you get some good mexican food. you ever had a taco before? it's gonna change your entire world.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We don't need tacos, we have tacos at home.

The tacos at home:

https://themanc.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/08/french-tacoo-210824-DH-the-manc-group-4-1200x1600.jpg

[–] end_stage_ligma@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I would eat it but that ain't a taco

[–] Mensh123@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago
[–] AngularViscosity@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is there anything tacos can't solve??

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Medicinal tacos, check mate.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

We have Mexicans and taco trucks too.
And I can cook, so looks like you have nothing to offer.
The best thing you can do is give back the land you stole from Mexico.
You don't even need to move if you're in the south.

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[–] rustyfish@piefed.world 61 points 1 week ago (2 children)

You know what? Yes! Thank you very much!

Thanks for taking them in. We really don’t want them around here anymore. They are not only some of the worst, but also the dumbest people in Europe. We would happily help them pack their stuff. This will considerably improve our already high living standards.

God bless you USA ❤️

[–] Wildmimic@anarchist.nexus 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wanted to say the same, i will pay for as many flight tickets as i can if needed! He can have every single one of thost mouthbreathers.

[–] BingBong@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Can we set up a trade basis so some of us can head over there?

[–] Carighan@piefed.world 7 points 1 week ago

Finally the German AfD is getting the kick-more-people-out-from-Germany they always ask for! Themselves!

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait, the people that oppose migrants are looking to become migrants?

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

*Expatriates, not filthy immigrants.

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 42 points 1 week ago

Oh, the irony.

[–] hanke@feddit.nu 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So if I get this right, refugees are okay as long as they are white and faithful to Trump?

That doesn't sound problematic at all.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 week ago (2 children)

As an european, i 100% support this. Send all the crazy right-wingers to america. we don't need them here. There's nothing for them to do here anyways.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

would be quite empty here. It's not only 'crazy right-wingers'.
Plenty political parties including the ones pretending to be socialist have adopted the right-wing anti-immigrant policies.
Same for the horrible EU government and their fortress Europe.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I find the xenophobic left-wing European political parties quite strange. I generally chalk it up to Putin’s influence.

[–] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

couldn't be more wrong.
They manage fascism and xenophobia all on their own.
History repeats itself

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[–] AniZaeger@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

offer refugee status to Europeans who oppose migration

Wouldn't a "refugee" who "opposes migration" be called a "hypocrite"?

[–] Chais@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They can't think that far.

[–] IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Yes they can. They don’t care.

[–] DarkDecay@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who wants to migrate to a third world country? Trumps delusional again

[–] HubertManne@piefed.social 9 points 1 week ago

yes but if americans are lucky europe will do a tit for tat.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Scumbags with a little bit of money and a lot of ego.

[–] crandlecan@mander.xyz 11 points 1 week ago

🤣🖕🖕🖕🖕🤘

[–] MangioneDontMiss@feddit.nl 9 points 1 week ago

i'm confused

[–] kazerniel@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

good riddance! (though the irony of anti-migrationists migrating is amusing)

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh please open this to British people right now and take the gammon horde so we don't end up with Farage in charge.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Okay can we work on an exchange program? Cuz like if some German Nazis want to come here I'll take their place.

[–] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

All of the white replacement, they're coming for our jobs and women type who worried about Democrats letting "future blue voters" in en masse.

Not a peep about this deliberate policy to import white South African racists and European fascists

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I definitely “peeped” on that Afrikaners BS.

[–] Darkcoffee@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Oh please offer the same for Canadians! They are soooooo oppressed! They need refugee status! 😏

[–] rozodru@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...This feels like a trap.

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

Here I was thinking you were going to end that sentence with "rape"

[–] qx128@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Is there a Lemmy community for “BrandNewSentence” where this can be cross posted? Because this sentence is definitely unique! Good grief, the cognitive dissonance is too damn high.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

I often think we should let in anybody who wants to work, as long as they take one of ours that don't...

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