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Doctors discover link between increasing number of children getting measles and their parents being gullible morons (newsthump.com)
submitted 5 months ago by ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 23 points 5 months ago

This is just real news. Not very oniony.

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

c/atetheonion

[–] TheImpressiveX@lemmy.today 5 points 5 months ago

!atetheonion@lemmy.world

[–] A_norny_mousse@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Gullible seems too conciliatory. It implies the morons will see reason once you tell them the truth.