I get dizzy looking at C-like languages
It's the exact opposite for me. C is one of the few languages that just clicks in my brain, it just feels so natural to me. I've been keeping a close eye on Hare as well, it's very neat.
Everything this just so verbose
At least it's not Rust! I like Rust in concept because of the problems it tries to solve, but hell is it extremely verbose...
the uniformity (minus caveats like the quasiquote and quote symbols not being s-expressions but special syntax) is something I really like.