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cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/post/1361387

A subway construction crew uncover a mysterious key beside the skeleton of a Medieval Templar knight. This leads to the appearance of the Minion, a demonic entity that is capable of inhabiting and passing through human bodies.

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There's an ancient, murderous demon that possesses human beings, turning their eyes black, and transfers into another nearby living person when its host is killed, and Dolph Lundgren has to hunt it down before it ends the world even while nobody believes him, and... hey, wait a minute! Didn't I just see that?

I did, I did just see that! Don't Kill It in #MondayActionMovie on 29th September. (See here)

Dolph is a priest and a modern day Knight Templar, here to save souls and kick ass... and he's all outta souls! He saves a pretty Mohawk archaeologist and together they go on the run from the titular Minion who's out to get the key they uncovered to unlock his evil master and the end of the world in time for the new millennium.

Like with Don't Kill It, I was expecting something truly atrocious but got something substantially better than that (although not quite on the same level as DKI).

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Screenshot from the film 'The Minion' (2016) - Dolph Lundgren in priest's garb in a poorly-lit underground tunnel, looking at a golden key on a chain he's holding, whilst also holding a spiked fighting glove

Dolph puts Andrew Scott to shame in the hot priest stakes!

Screenshot from the film 'The Minion' (2016) - A desktop in a police station, on it files, a lamp & a small illuminated plastic Santa Claus toppling over from a gunshot

NOOO! NOT SANTA!!!!!

Screenshot from the film 'The Minion' (2016)- The hero wearing a silver hazmat suit, grey gloves & a full-head helmet with mirrored glass (thus the face not visible) pulling himself up over a wall.

It's amazing how much money you can save on your movie shoot by having your hero wear a helmet that obscures their face and allows you to film an entire scene with a much cheaper stuntman!

Screenshot from the film 'The Minion' (2016) - Upward-looking view of 4 Knights Templar standing in front of church doors looking outward on guard, machine pistols at the ready.

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[–] icerunner_origin@startrek.website 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This the story of how he got short & yellow?

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

There's a post credits scene where Dolph is drinking at a bar, and Gru walks in.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

is this a prequel to Minions?

[–] klu9@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It's definitely the one you should show if the kids ask for Minions :D