I hate the bearded human who sits on chairs strangely
(also I changed physical sex in that episode where I had kittens and Barclay devolved into a spider)
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Mmm, stroke it thusly.
The beard is fully functional.
Fun fact, Brent Spiner is not a fan of cats.
*as actors only, no?
Referring to that occasion where he expressed being frustrated by the spot cat actors often having a different mind than doing the script.
As they say, never meet your heroes...
We were robbed by Data never building a Holodeck program for Spot.
Spot: “All those other humans are so emotional and unpredictable. Except for that one other human that had pointy ears, he was okay.”
i gotta go cuddle my cat now