what if my dream was to become the best at giving blowjobs? I don't know if the lich thought this curse through.
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To achieve your goals without effort is its own curse. Could you have done it on your own?
If you know you're the best at it, you're free to enjoy the execution almost however you please. I guess ask the lich "can I still give a bad blowjob if I don't really like the guy?"
Don't be tempted to say there's no such thing either. The true best should be able to make the worst outcome happen, in ways no one else could otherwise imagine.
I might be the best. Because I immediately thought of "slam a book on his testicles right before he climaxes," and I feel like that's in the running for 'worst.' Unless I specifically get someone who's into that.
Peter III would soooo be into that.
Why would someone who dreams of being the best blowjobber in the world invade an ancient lich's crypt? 🤔
Why would they not?
I dunno, looking for magical artifacts, like a "Choker of Expanding Throat?"
I presume the lich doesn't have just the one curse.
What's hilarious is that this dude becomes a king of a blowjobocracy, and ends up resolving some seriously weird softcore diplomatic crises with his 'curse.' ... Hey, fuck you, Oglaf is hilarious, and the Fake God Arc was the best.