Oglaf [Moved to discuss.online]

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Posts and discussion about the Oglaf webcomic. Many of the comics are NSFW, please tag appropriately.

https://www.oglaf.com/

https://www.patreon.com/oglaf

This comic started out as an attempt to make pornography. It degenerated into a sex comedy pretty much immediately

Posting new comics, and old comics until we're caught up

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Gifted (midwest.social)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by m_f@discuss.online to c/oglaf@midwest.social

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I have a selection of curses. Pick a number.

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The best three cocksuckers in the world can't be on the same plane, in case it crashes

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 28 points 3 months ago (1 children)

To achieve your goals without effort is its own curse. Could you have done it on your own?

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If you know you're the best at it, you're free to enjoy the execution almost however you please. I guess ask the lich "can I still give a bad blowjob if I don't really like the guy?"

Don't be tempted to say there's no such thing either. The true best should be able to make the worst outcome happen, in ways no one else could otherwise imagine.

[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I might be the best. Because I immediately thought of "slam a book on his testicles right before he climaxes," and I feel like that's in the running for 'worst.' Unless I specifically get someone who's into that.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 3 months ago

Peter III would soooo be into that.