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[–] manuallybreathing@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago

Notable techwizard doesn't know how to download a movie, relies on subpar streaming services, more at 11

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Pissbaby who could literally watch anything else throws public tantrum

[–] basiclemmon98@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 days ago

Saddest not-the-onion article I have seen here yet tbh. :/

[–] Funky_Beak@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Im confused didnt paranormal park get axed or is it coming back? Like im all for it if they are bringing it back.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

I'd love to see it come back, but there's been no production activity on it for years. I hear the books are good, but I haven't read them myself.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 8 points 4 days ago

Wasn't squid games trans inclusive?

Why would anyone care about what musk thinks anyway

[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 4 days ago

Who knew the ubermensch would be so fragile?!

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

We as a people need to stop listening to this guy or anything he says. Its a fucking bummer because I remember years and years ago when he seemed like a really cool innovative genius. Now he's shone himself to be a consistent liar and jerk. Stop letting this dudes bullshit words have any impact. Especially on the market....

[–] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago
[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Bye Felicia

[–] LainTrain@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago

Ironic, I cancelled my Netflix subscription over Dave Chapelle's transphobic standup show, so I guess now me and the Musk have something in common.

I could be sad over that fact, but I'll choose to be thankful that thing is not our taste in drugs or obsession with others' genitals. I'm out and proud and today is a good day :)

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

Who the absolute fuck cares what streaming service the richest man in the country subscribes to??

[–] PeacefulForest@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

Lmao this tech billionaire uses Netflix

I'm sure that the Bentkey/Dailywire is ecstatic at having one subscriber to watch ladyballers.

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

I have literally never given less fucks about something.

He really just does whatever he can to stay in people's minds. Attention whore piece of shit.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 4 days ago

How is this news?

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago
[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world -4 points 4 days ago

no part of this is oniony and you should be ashamed of signal boosting musk spam

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago

Every time I try to read anything from the pinknews website all I see is a blank page.

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