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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Bye Felicia

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Who the absolute fuck cares what streaming service the richest man in the country subscribes to??

[–] Shamber@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

How's this SOB still a thing to write about...just hearing his name makes me nauseous 🤢

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I have literally never given less fucks about something.

He really just does whatever he can to stay in people's minds. Attention whore piece of shit.

[–] inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I'm sure that the Bentkey/Dailywire is ecstatic at having one subscriber to watch ladyballers.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 3 points 1 month ago

How is this news?

[–] solarvector@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

Dead End: Paranormal Park

Generally positive reviews, including from the Republicans that hate it.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_End:_Paranormal_Park

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Not enough nazi's?

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago

Every time I try to read anything from the pinknews website all I see is a blank page.

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world -4 points 1 month ago

no part of this is oniony and you should be ashamed of signal boosting musk spam

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