this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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[–] notsure@fedia.io 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

...they was babies when i was 11....wtf?..

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I heard copious cigarettes and alcohol. But anorexia wouldn't surprise me.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I loved that Netflix documentary they were in several years back called The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I, being bad at faces... And apparently names ... Didn't realize that the non-twin was the Scarlet Witch until my wife pointed it out.

(It's a good thing I have her. I'm very oblivious.)

edit: -t

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 20 points 2 months ago

Meanwhile, I fear the truth behind the look is even darker and more disturbing.

[–] dukatos@lemmy.zip 20 points 2 months ago

One is worried she will not reach the toilet on time, the other already knows it is too late.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

I get that they're wealthy and all, but I don't like that they mostly stay away from the spotlight and people still make fun of their appearance.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Left knows how, right knows when.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Right fucks me to death in approximately six seconds.

[–] PotatoLibre@feddit.it 9 points 2 months ago

To me sound more like one is the CAPS LOCK version of the other one.

[–] SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Two scarlet witches are better than one

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 5 points 2 months ago

They are 2/3 of the future seeing machine from Minority Report.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Hail, Thane of Cawdor.

[–] Kellenved@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I can already see/smell the low-ceiling foggy hut full of reagents where they live deep in the woods

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

Theta because one of them is about to do it.