My back can't do that
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2025
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Notice the illustration. They maintain proper posture and squat to reach the other's eye level. No need to hurt your back.
Their neck is a 90 degree angle
Can you blame them? Look at that cute red dress!
My knees can't do that.
(seriously. A very short time, yes)
Get a better back, please.
Aaayayayayayayyaaaaiiiii
Ooooshka low
Did custodes just enter the room?
Greetings Custodes, how are you this daAAAY? Have you brought me any cool ancient tech to displaAaAaY?
No we have not; but to ask you for a favor...
Kitten is the one custodes that doesn't have that theme song though......
Yes, but have you forgotten about the HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
I'm pretty sure that Big E spectrally punched the last person to say that phrase.....
I need to play this damn game just so I can understand all the goofy names people give the enemies like we did back in the early days of gaming.
We are actually referring to If the Emperor had a Text To Speech Device. It ended too soon because of GW shittery.
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLyiDf91_bTEgnBN0jAvzNbqzrlMGID5WA
The first video is technically absolutely canon. The rest are only about 90% canon
It is rather funny.
Edit: if you do watch it, The Emperor is always accurate in how long it took for the various videos to come out, not the in universe timeline.
Yes it ended too early because of GW shittery, but something glorious has risen from it: Hunter the Parenting! Go watch that when you are finished with the Emperor.
I've tried watching it. I don't care for Big E in that one.
Pashonka!
Proshanka!
I can hear the singing
Kneel before me
So, will this technique improve my social interactions? Is this what I've been doing wrong?
Alternatively, pick up the shorty to bring them up to your eye level. They'll get to experience the world from a whole new perspective
It's not disrespect, little guy, it's just my knees ain't what they used to be.
It's not my fault I'm tall. Just like it (probably) isn't yours to be short. It's NOT disrespectful to simply be.
Thank you.