Volcel police
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
There were 3 cute pigeons in a park and they would feed on highquality beanis by an old man and there was a rustic city crow that was eating from a garbage and the pigeons would say look at that cornball ass crow!!! He doesn't understand cost performance! The crow left teary eyed and the old man stopped coming and the pigeons were left to scavenge but since their scavenging abilities were not developed, they forever remained a scavenging pigeon while the crow moved up to become a CEO and these pigeons found out about it and asked for a job from the same crow and the crow said hiring you birdies would be bad for cost-performance but I will give you the choice between 2 million beans today or 2 seeds everyday that you can plant since you taught me a valuable lesson navk when I was a rusty old crow. The pigeons all took 2 million beans and everyone laughed forever.
That beanis's name? Alfred beanstein
Me!