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What technology would you give to ancient people just to fuck with them? (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 days ago by python@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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I'd give laser pointers to Neanderthals. Even if they did figure out some useful application for them (maybe hunting?) they'd run out of batteries eventually.

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[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

i would give them nuclear weapons

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Flashlights.

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[–] Tramort@programming.dev 6 points 3 days ago

a slot machine and a battery to keep it running

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

A screw

[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

A bottle with a highly concentrated solution of polonium, radium, plutonium or anything spicy and ionizing.

Preferably coupled with something that glows nicely, like ZnS. Just pick a suitable fluorescent dye and make it blue or green for bonus points.

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[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 2 days ago

I'd give Masada machine guns.

[–] Fyrnyx@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 3 days ago

An LED light bulb.

[–] myfunnyaccountname@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Attack helicopters.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 days ago

Careful, back in the future we might all identify as attack helicopters from then on

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