Offend them all!
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The ones I understand are pretty offending to the originals.
Leave Gorab alone
The gustacian!
That JS one makes me unreasonably angry
yes, bad naming
They wanted to ride the coattails of Java's popularity. They knew what they were doing
as car is to carpet
Or ham to hamster.
It's perfect though.
they should have added asp.net but using the nano logo
They missed the opportunity to swap elephants on Postgres and PHP.
Anyone has a high quality icon only file? Would love to sneak them in some presentations
It's literally a domain: https://cursed-logos.dev/
And a
repo: https://github.com/mkrl/misbrands (also see the PRs)
Thanks!
I feel the morbid desire to display both of the Ubuntu-Debian bastardisations from cursed-logos next to each other, despite using neither
What is pip and react js supposed to be? And also the crab thing
pip -> npm
react js -> angular is
Crab thing -> Gopher and Rust crab
Pip is the Python package manager styled to look like npm the Node package manager
ReactJs is styled to look like AngularJS
The crab is the Go gopher styled to look like the Rust crab.
Oof.
I don’t know enough about node and Angular to be offended but the gopher crab may be more offensive than the vim one.
Both python and node engineers will be equally offended by the pip/npm one
Angular/react? React folk might just think it's a variation of the HTML shield, angular folk will just be happy someone has paid attention to them
I find Python and JS dependency management similar actually I love this comparison
I know that both sides can be like "at least it's not the other thing haha".
So yeah, similar
Is it just called rust crab?
named "Ferris"
Rustacean or Ferris
If these are stickers I want them all
Ah yes, the infamous go-rs.
Violence.
Thanks, I hate it.
What did Ubuntu do?
I think pip should be PyPI, which makes it even more insulting
Is that Bluey as a crab
It's the Go Gopher