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Risa: Your Home Away from Spacedock

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Welcome to Risa

All the pleasure of shore leave, none of the holodeck glitches.

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[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Wesley, when Picard was angry.

Beverley, when she realized she had shagged the family's ghost.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

OH! That reminds me of something! This one doesn't work quite as well without a visual but I was watching a Trek with someone and then a little while later we turned on some random comedy game. During it, a character just starts rolling like this for an absurd amount of time

My buddy turned to me with a completely deadpan face and flatly said "Geordi, when the warp core breach" and I started crying with laughter.

I dunno why that fucked me up so hard.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Geordi, when Leah Brahms met Leah Brahms on the holodeck.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Geordi pointing to Holo-Brahms: me too

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago

Oh come on, "hur dur she ugly"? Really?