Wesley, when Picard was angry.
Beverley, when she realized she had shagged the family's ghost.
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OH! That reminds me of something! This one doesn't work quite as well without a visual but I was watching a Trek with someone and then a little while later we turned on some random comedy game. During it, a character just starts rolling like this for an absurd amount of time
My buddy turned to me with a completely deadpan face and flatly said "Geordi, when the warp core breach" and I started crying with laughter.
I dunno why that fucked me up so hard.
Geordi, when Leah Brahms met Leah Brahms on the holodeck.
I literally felt that one
Geordi pointing to Holo-Brahms: me too
A lot...
I'm crying even more
Oh come on, "hur dur she ugly"? Really?