Women and their insane standards, amirite?
As a man, you get to choose between "I'm not gonna date you unless you're at least 6 foot, 6 inches, and make 6 figures" and "I'm not gonna date you unless you're willing to overthrow the US government for me".
Okay lady, but you better at least be willing to cook AND clean and your blowjob game best be out of this world.