Imagine cops talking about what did they do last week?
- I caught a murderer, tough case
- I busted a group of thieves, we were gathering evidence for months
- ... I measured bathing suits on a beach
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Imagine cops talking about what did they do last week?
I know this is fiction because cops #1 and 2 don't exist.
they're real. The murderer was a doctor performing an abortion on a rape baby, and the group of thieves were workers caught unionizing and thus attempting to steal profits from their rightful owners.
"I used taxpayer money to subscribe to an onlyfans model to arrest her" (after collecting enough material ofc)
How many more ~~years~~ months before this is en vogue again?
there's no way they're actually measuring this time, the cops'll just have an AI spit out a sentencing on the spot.
There's still 3 months left in the year
He’s enjoying that job, look at his face
If not for all the "laws" involved, I'd say he was just sexually harassing that nice lady.
Nothing says ‘creep’ quite like a uniformed man officially measuring a woman’s thighs in public
Who knew that being a bikini inspector used to be more than just a dream of novelty T-shirt salesmen everywhere.
lol this is totally not a joke fr fam no cap.
And in the middle east mullahs are inspecting the lengths of pubic hair.