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Americans wanting healthcare so bad they mass hallucinate Medbeds really is something

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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 65 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I love that the venn diagram of people who dont trust medical science but trust medical super-science

[–] nefertum@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I heard about these from a podcast called The F Plus making fun of them and I still don't understand what the hell they are

[–] EllenKelly@hexbear.net 38 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Magic beds designed to restore citizens to maximum health!

https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/115279524184169598

this is too much, wtf

I am not disabling script blockers for that bullshit... Any chance you can post a screenshot?

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 35 points 5 days ago

The beds from Elysium that the elites are hoarding that can just heal every disease with magic healing rays.

[–] hotcouchguy@hexbear.net 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It's the thing that healed @vegeta1@hexbear.net before he went to planet Namek.

But like a dry version.

[–] vegeta1@hexbear.net 32 points 5 days ago

Well thanks for opening that old wound. I went from one ass whoopin to another vegeta-pain

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 31 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

The thing from Prometheus that the lady has to program to get a xeomorph abortion

Edit: or was that Alien: Covenant?

[–] Lenins_Sabocat@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It was Prometheus! And that system was misogynist but I forget why lol

[–] Self_Sealing_Stem_Bolt@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Iirc it was only meant for old man wayland cause he was so selfish that it was designed to only be used on a man lmao he never intended to help anyone else if they were sick

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

What if you needed an alien abortion, but the med bed said "bro, literally what is a womb man?"

[–] underisk@hexbear.net 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The whole medbed thing is that there’s these super secret panacea machines the government are keeping from you, but he IS the government!? Who is hiding the medbeds?

[–] BilduEnjoyer@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago

Makes me think of the auto heal from Chrono Trigger ...but you're still hungry

[–] Barabas@hexbear.net 21 points 5 days ago

Can't wait until RFK starts on this as well.

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i just wanted to watch the slop, but its gone 😔

[–] Commie_Chameleon@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

FOUND IT been looking for an archive for a bit lol. Sorry for the Twitter link I dunno how to do anything else

https://x.com/AlKapDC/status/1972138253861208550

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

i'm a bit dissappointed the "medbed card" doesn't have his face on it

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Goa'uld Sarcophagus technology that turns you into a chud.

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

and these chuds have brainworms too thonk

[–] PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Akshually those are spinal column worms

[–] Pentacat@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Trump didn’t even use a medbed on himself. He’s so giving!