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[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

I mean a comedian already did pretty much the best set about it you're ever going to get as an entire special

[–] Kben@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 months ago

Another lord haw haw who should meet the same fate.

Dumbest timeline

[–] PedroMaldonado@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Kinda sucks how this how this crazy MFer is still getting ink...

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Remember when he cried on camera? Loved that.

[–] the_tab_key@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Michael Jordan stache

[–] jedibob5@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Guarantee you he shaved most of his facial hair just before he went live, then finished the rest after he was done.

[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I'm gonna go on twatter and spew how angry I am that some loser did this. I'm absolutely sure that's not what he wants at all

[–] Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Jesus, some people really will do anything for attention. Its just a shame so many are giving it to him.

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Honestly it looks like an improvement but probably any beard would.

What would help more is him stopping drinking and having a discernable neck again.

So much for beauty tips for Alex Jones

[–] canajac@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is who should be in Kirk's coffin

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