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[–] yarr@feddit.nl 2 points 2 weeks ago

Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?

GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I'll believe it when I see it.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

cool, never asked for a specific denomination in dollars before but I guess there's a time for everything.

[–] Corelli_III@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

oh no, don't put an ugly clown face on the currency i find ethically repulsive

as they tank the dollar and make an enemy out of everyone with any decency, what if they do that while clown money

[–] ScoffingLizard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 weeks ago

More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!

[–] LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Nazi's do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.

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