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Charlie Kirk’s Image Could Be Printed on New U.S. Currency (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 2 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Horst Wessel

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Chrlie Kirk: the Worst Vessel of the american dream

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Someone ask chat gpt what the opposite of a wet dream is

[–] optissima@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 weeks ago

Dry Reality :(

[–] Geobloke@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Can't wait to use my kirk bucks at the strippers. It's what he would've wanted

[–] Deflated0ne@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Make it a bill so we can wipe our ass with it. Burn it. Deface it. All that fun stuff.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They'll be going full China and make it a crime to deface the dear leader.

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[–] deathbird@mander.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

What a beautiful way to honor his life's work of self-promotion and trolling.

Anyway, healthcare pls?

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[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

A podcaster? For fuck sakes guys.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I’ve always wanted an excuse to wipe my ass with money

[–] TheTurner@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I hope you don't mind metal coins.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, don’t kink shame my ass pennies fetish

[–] Eh_I@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

BOYCOTT MONEY!

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

you have no power over me - cashless people

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

The federal government has a ton of power over cashless people what are you talking about

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Literally all the power

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[–] pyre@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

the strokes didn't work, but seeing Charlie's massive dome on a currency before his own crusty mug will definitely do it.

say hello to president couchfucker.

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