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Did Charles Kirk incite stochastic trerrorism?

[โ€“] irelephant@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

He's so brave for checks notes getting shot, and not dodging the bullet, lest someone behind him get hit.

[โ€“] bytesonbike@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you Charlie Kirk, for your sacrifice, and saving the people behind him. What a guy.

If many more conservatives also want to do the same and be like Charlie, that would win me over.

[โ€“] Karjalan@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

There wasn't even anyone behind him was there?

[โ€“] FabledAepitaph@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Too bad he wasn't the "man of streel" on the other side, I guess?

[โ€“] FuckFascism@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

That's not what happened in the video I watched, in the og version he was all like gurkgurlgurlk dead af. Soft baby neck bitch got throat fucked gooood, and he was always shitting on gays it's so ironic.

[โ€“] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Well we all saw a man turned into a fountain.

If that's not a miracle, I don't know what is.

[โ€“] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well at least his corpse was good for something

[โ€“] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It gave us some dank ass memes

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[โ€“] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

LEAD BULLETS CAN'T MELT STEEL PEOPLE

[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

Yeah you know.. If you're bragging about your gods miracles, maybe you should make sure that the miracle performed at least better than a bullet proof vest?

Like, literally, humans have a better track record at stopping bullets BEFORE THEY GO INSIDE YOUR BODY than your god who could only be arsed to stop said bullet on its way out...

In all seriousness though, this is perfectly normal. Depending on bullet weight, speed, distance it traveled, materials it has hit on its way in, materials it has hit inside, it might leave the body, stay inside, maybe hit a bone and change trajectory completely, etc.

Nothing miraculous to see here

[โ€“] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I saw this moronic take on the Facebook of the most maga person I know. It was very hard to ignore as were all her stupid takes in the last week.

[โ€“] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

They misspelled holey

[โ€“] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

MAN OF STEEL

So was that all fluid rust that came squirting out of him, then?

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