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Jimmy Kimmel has been executed by firing squad outside ABC studios in Manhattan. (hexbear.net)
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An elite group of ex call of duty snipers known as "da free speech boiz" has taken credit for the heroic action.

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[–] QuillcrestFalconer@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What were the charges? Crimes against comedy?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Succulent crimes against comedy.

[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

"da free speech boiz were all dressed in turning point USA merch and had a circular red sticker on their necks which was made the required dress code for all public outings by Your Lord and Savior God of All Things True and Good Emperor Trump."

[–] ComradeSpahija@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

Critical support

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

Jimmy Kimmel Dead

The Show with the Late Stephen Colbert