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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] sisatici@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago

I hate it when they post absolute bangers in bad posting

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Glorious honker. Majestic. Dignified. Perfect for shnlorping up robotissin

[–] hexthismess@hexbear.net 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Can you smell my thoughts?

[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yes i can smell your brain

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Oo oo what does mine smell like?!

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago

The owl and the dialectic schniiffff zizek-theory

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"The third stage masks the absence of a profound reality, where the sign pretends to be a faithful copy, but it is a copy with no original. Signs and images claim to represent something real, but no representation is taking place and arbitrary images are merely suggested as things which they have no relationship to. Baudrillard calls this the "order of sorcery", a regime of semantic algebra where all human meaning is conjured artificially to appear as a reference to the (increasingly) hermetic truth."

Which stage are we on if I decide to make a Let's Encrypt frontend called Cert Owl?

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago
[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jort_Owl should be there too

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Damn, they've had to cut back to only a single jort? Times are tough.

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Cost of Jort Crisis

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 3 days ago

I think this may not be different owls 🤔

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

If god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them nose shaped.

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 2 days ago

checkmate atheists

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

I had a gimmick owl themed alt for a while but then I felt Ibwas stealing owl valor and I stopped using it