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Witnesses assumed Charlie Kirk shooter was just ordinary gunman on school campus (theonion.com)

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As law enforcement officials search for a person of interest in the assassination of 31-year-old Turning Point USA co-founder Charlie Kirk, witnesses on the scene at Utah Valley University admitted Thursday they had assumed the shooter was just an ordinary gunman on campus. “When that first shot rang out, we all figured it was going to be a run-of-the-mill mass shooting” [...]

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[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

"At press time, the FBI announced that the gunman had escaped by blending into the heavily armed crowd."

[–] crazyminner@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

I ate the onion.

[–] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Dammit!!!! I just had a whole serving of onion!