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Skill issue. I personally wouldn’t have gotten shot. I would’ve done a dodge roll and used invincibility frames to avoid the bullet.

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[–] Tofutefisk@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

i think he just did it as a distraction from the whole epstein debacle. i mean, think about it. why else would he just sit there and get shot in front of everybody like that? it was staged. obviously. it literally happened on a stage. case closed.

[–] mathemachristian@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Virtue-signalling wasn't enough these millenials gotta martyr-signal now too... It's all so performative...

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I simply would have not made a career out of provoking people and advocating for exclusion based on innate characteristics.

Ez pz

[–] sallyXDeng@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I think his neck just did that actually

as a believer in the free market, i would have simply generated passive income by investing in lower Manhattan commercial real estate, instead of being an irredeemable asshole-for-pay that people wanted to shoot in the neck.

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If you do a frame-perfect parry, you can deflect the bullet back to the shooter. Everyone knows this.