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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Contains Java strings, mark as NSFW please.

[–] antithetical@lemmy.deedium.nl 28 points 1 week ago

Ha, soon most of them don't even know what 'class A(...' means. They just vibe some stuff, and when it doesn't work, they vibe some more!

[–] Pechente@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Reminds me of people who described themselves as „no code developers“ before the whole AI hype when they were using stuff like webflow. This job title always bothered me and made me think they were afraid of code or something since making a similar site with a good CMS is not complicated and scales much better and I couldn’t see why you would wanna go full no-code.

[–] rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago

I’ve worked with so many people like this, they are afraid of code (I used to be afraid of code too)

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] maxwells_daemon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Never thought I'd see OOP fans making fun of someone else for not understanding what they're doing...

[–] expr@programming.dev 2 points 6 days ago

TBH I'd take OOP brain over LLM brain any day of the week.

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

The real joke is people who can’t read or write code calling themselves programmers

[–] southernwolf@pawb.social 6 points 1 week ago

As someone who had to learn Java for a CompSci class in college, I respectfully request you censor all Java code from this point forwards... We shouldn't have to see such disgusting filth on the open internet!

[–] Jumuta@sh.itjust.works -4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

isn't this meme format used to mock people in patrick's position?

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Knowyourmeme shows it used sort of both ways, but I guess it kind of depends who in the meme you agree with 😂 in the original context of the show (for whatever that's worth), yes, Patrick and SpongeBob are the confused/incorrect ones

[–] jankforlife@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago

Nop, it has always been to mock whatever is being represented by squidward

[–] Zyansheep@programming.dev -1 points 1 week ago

pretty sure it is xD

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

your brain has melted from AI slop.

[–] rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

That doesn't make sense, the commenter just got it potentially wrong - easy to see why, given the context of the actual scene the screenshots are from lol