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https://nypost.com/2023/01/25/bryan-johnson-45-spends-2m-to-get-18-year-old-body/

Oliver Zolman, a 29-year-old physician who is heading up the medical team hired by Johnson, said his goal is to prove that a human being can reduce the medical age of each of their organs by 25%.

There is no person in the world who is 45 chronologically but 35 in every organ,” Zolman told Bloomberg News.

“If we can eventually prove clinically and statistically that Bryan has made that change, then it will be such a large effect size that it will have to be causative of the intervention and beyond what’s genetically possible.”

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[-] Vampire@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Middle-aged tech centimillionaire Bryan Johnson and his team of 30 doctors say they have a plan to reboot his body.

I am also a middle-aged tech centimillionaire, can I do this too??

(note, btw, that a centimetre is 0.01 metres)

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

reboot his body

Techbros stop using computer terminology in non computer things challenge. :disgost:

[-] emizeko@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

this isn't living

[-] BigLadKarlLiebknecht@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Cant wait for my man to take his final form as a tribute act to the Bogdanoff twins and double down on it

[-] BeamBrain@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

CW: Sex trafficking implicationsHonestly, not the worst kind of "getting an 18-year old body" a millionaire could be doing.

[-] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Bio-hack

Techbros stop further ruining the word "hack" by putting it into every banal thing they do with their money challenge. :disgost:

[-] shath@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I'm going to "hack" them to death! :kelly: :pika-pickaxe:

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

:kelly: Google Adrenochrome

[-] Poison_Ivy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago

Inb4 he ends up like Ted Faro from Horizon Forbidden West: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHbQNNmOduQ

[-] Ericthescruffy@hexbear.net 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This is almost literally Rob Lowe's character from Park's and Rec.

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