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submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

This is such a stupid joke, yet I like it

[–] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Plus it could perfectly be real code to handle org files

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Best kind.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

i wrote an incredible program in assembly once, and even i was surprised how well it was running because i don't know how to code at all. then i woke up and realized it was a dream. should've known when I named it phant

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Org mode, engaged.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Reminds me of something I saw in the wild. Where a coworker had some pandas code that was tracking the cumulative amount of capacity across various fleets.

Which of course the variable had to be “cumCapacity”.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

pfffffft-

cum...

[–] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

/\.[sS]$/ or GTFO.

[–] dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

ASSembly yes