The communist version doesn't even have a fart button I mean what's the point
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
Only Stalin is allowed to play with the one with the fart button and it pisses me off why does he get all my grain AND the funny poop fart toy all to himself?
You've heard of Stalins Giant Spoon but are you ready for Stalins Giant Fart Button
(the #1 and #2 result for 'button' in emoji search)
BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE!!
Why buy One remote poo device when we are throwing in a second at twice the price?!
We call it the bunch of Bolshevik deal!
I bought this three weeks ago, and I am completely furious. The remote control poo is just awful. First of all, it looks terrible—the plastic is cheap, and it doesn't even look like what they showed in the pictures. And to make things worse, the remote didn't work right out of the box. I tried changing the batteries and even following the instructions again, but nothing helped. It just sits there, doing nothing at all. I paid and ordered through a 3rd party source but they have NEVER let me down. Target failed on this one.
Lmao the fart button
modern capitalist innovation is when you turbocharge a remote controlled poo toy with AI
I can't think of a better metaphor for capitalism. Nice one.