How long before one of these shoots a regular kid?

Yeah so we tried nothing and nothing worked!

Then we tried arming the teachers but they accidentally shot themselves and the students!

So now we're trying armed drones with AI doing the triggering because there just ain't any other solution to this problem!

I mean the entire world has this problem, every day we read about multiple countries facing multiple school shootings per day, every single day, and nobody found any solution ever!

So AI killer drones are the only way to move education forward, there is no other solution available Right?

This is a joke, right?

America, just throw more guns at the problem!

I feel like someone is going to hack one of these and then do a school shooting

Next headline reads "armed drones were hacked and lead to worst systematic school shooting in history"

I think we know what the next step is here. Mass shooters start using armed drones.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a drone is a good guy with a drone.

You know how most school shootings can be stopped in the US? Safe storage laws. Most of the time the shooter is an underage kid who got access to their parents' guns and went to shoot up the school. Obviously it wouldn't stop shit like Uvalde and Sandy Hook. But it would still stop a fuckload of smaller shootings we don't hear about because they are background noise at this point.

As always, the American answer is more guns!

I get more and more grateful to be born in Europe. The US is a real life satire fever dream at this point.

It’s funny how much they do just to circumvent gun control.

With more than 60 school shooting incidents reported in Florida alone since 2018, according to the K-12 School Shooting Database, educators and lawmakers have urgently sought innovative approaches to school safety.

No. No you haven't because every mindless idiot can fix this problem within a minute, had they have the interest to do so

BAN GUNS!

Aaaaaand problem solved.

My gut says when you have to say you are "the good guy" you are in fact "the bad guy."

Innocent children will die to trigger happy drone cops. It's going to be a remote controlled Uvalde.

anything but do something about the guns. SMH

Yay! Bullied tech nerds no longer have to bring their own gun! That's convenient for them.

Someone will absolutely take this as a challenge.

I'm not surprised. The only thing we're good at in this country is making weapons.

I'm so glad I'm not a young person in school

Gen Alpha is screwed even more than gen Z

So will these drones be paid for by a gun sales tax or will they just cut more social services?

While getting into an arms race with school shooters is kind of a ridiculous path, I do wish we would take this opportunity to develop personal force field/shield technology like they have in Dune.

Let me guess. They also use AI?

it's like the Onion. it's really like the Onion. some of these you go, "hah ! could be the onion !" but this one, it really ought to be the Onion

I'm sure this will solve the problem. And, no chance at all it will be abused, somehow.

/s

Make it make sense. "OH. What's that? You have pneumonia? Here's a bit of cough medicine!" Like brother... that doesn't fucking help shit....