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Metal Memes

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Memes. For metal music.

Don't be an ass and try to keep the gatekeeping and whatnot to a minimum. Memes from all sorts of metal genres and bands are welcome here.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago
[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 30 points 1 week ago (4 children)

rather be a dumb metalhead than a caseys top 40 listening wiener in a cubicle uniform

[–] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What if I'm a dumb metalhead in a cubicle uniform?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 3 points 1 week ago

Nice assumption. But metal and top 40 are not the only options.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So smart he needs someone to tell him what music he likes

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 2 points 1 week ago

Why do you think that?

They don't need someone to tell them all metal is garbage, so why should they need someone to tell them what music they do like?

[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The cool Manson.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

we the delegates of the metalhead nation, would like to trade glam metal back to whomever for nothing in return.

thank you.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I'll take it!

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

To be fair, a lot of metalcore is garbage. Maybe that's what uptight suit guy was listening to?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Turn that shit off

[–] MelonYellow@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 week ago

Wrong sub! How dare you!

Metal dividing is almost alike making up political views. If it slaps I bang

[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Love this meme.

It really steps on the toes of the metal elitists who think 'only metal is real music'.

There is nothing as subjective as music. Every song has someone who likes it, because otherwise that song wouldn't exist.

[–] Smeagol666@crazypeople.online 1 points 1 week ago

I would venture to say that there are definitely objective aspects of music too, like pitch accuracy. I feel like pitch correction and Auto-tune may have some merit, but in most cases cheapen music, especially when applied to classics.

Also, metal is garbage.

[–] serpineslair@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Where blackened crossover deaththrash-grind surf rock?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hair metal is literally the exact same thing as glam metal, which is on the list.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Let's be honest there's extreme overlap on most of these labels. You can take out half of them and it wouldn't change the number of bands represented.

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I don't disagree, but in this case they are actually the exact same thing. "Hair metal" was a derogatory term someone came up with to describe glam metal bands of the late 80s who they felt were more obsessed with their extravagant hairstyles than with actually making music.

They are literally two different terms for the same genre.

Some fans who either didn't get the joke or just didn't care I guess eventually started using the term endearingly

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Otherwise known as the best kind

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

it's pop, so it's not listed.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I mean crist rock isn't rock, so

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I meant crust. But also, I suppose I can get behind crust punk being garbage tho. It's literally the whole asthetic

[–] WUPHF@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Metalhead has severe Metal Illness

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Listen to what you want, but do you really need to label and classify everything?