They’ve gentrified r/nofap
this post was submitted on 28 Aug 2025
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Complicated way of saying:
"since I don't masterbate as much I want to fuck her more."
That would have made for a more punchy LinkedIn headline as well.
Right? I have to listen because I'm trying to get laid.
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THANK G*D YOU PROTECTED ME FROM THIS E**L WORD
Yeah the self censoring is fucking crazy. We're on this platform to escape that bullshit, and then it still comes fucking back?
That's ass. The picture itself doesn't even censor the word.
That's ass.
That's arse, surely.
Don’t call me, Surely!!
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Has to be a rage bait, there is no other way.
THANK G!D YOU G*T THE J+KE IN A MEME C$MMUNITY!!!
W*ll a* le*st w* d*dn’t h*ve t* re*ad t*e w*rd p****.
Promoted, lol. I bet his wife just wanted to humiliate him and he accepted in a bid to save the marriage.
Great, now the rest of us will need to watch more porn to take up the slack. Porn’s not going to watch itself.
For every porn you don't watch, I'll watch twice as much.
Did his wife make him post this?
Guy does not look happy.
Those dead eyes say it all
#p*rnsober
FediverseLunatics
Fair play. Bit of a strange thing to put on LinkedIn though
He's selling rehab services... It's the old "I'm not only the owner, I'm also a client" selling angle.