There's a list of things to not mess around with. Crabs are a bit lower than squirrels, but not by much.
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Carcinization!
If crabs could read there would be no stopping them.
Probably bears too.
I mean the literate crabs would look creepier. But I could probably take them down with a flame thrower and some butter. Bears on the other hand, I’m not so sure.
This is so fucking sad
Having some shitty corporation already monitor your children lest they gain the forbidden knowledge and lest the parent would have to spend actual time with their kids.
As someone who is into this era of retro computing, I'm so glad that there is an incentive to keep producing them at a somewhat okay price!
They are really essential and without alternative, for example for a reinstall.
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