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[–] The_Helmet_Stays_On@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 11 points 2 months ago

Huh? What was that? ... Oh, just a box.

[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

I can hear this punctuation

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

you know it's cooked when marines can outsmart it

[–] Sleve_McDichael@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

AI never considered crayon breath

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 15 points 2 months ago

Kojima in shambles

[–] THEPH0NECOMPANY@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

This will be a useful tactic when we get drafted under the 2028 Big Balls Patriotic Defense Act to invade fresh water sources for AI data centers during the Drone Wars

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Kojima vindicated yet again

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 6 points 2 months ago

He was trying to avoid making a military sim

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago

The AI is so shoddy that even if you're dummy thicc your thong claps won't alert it to your presence

[–] SchillMenaker@hexbear.net 7 points 2 months ago

If this is the story I am thinking it is they also tricked it by literally barrel rolling at it

[–] TheWolfOfSouthEnd@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

lol. Which country were these marines from?

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 3 points 2 months ago

They are only marines if they are from San Marino otherwise they're just sparkling expeditionary forces.