biblically accurate male impregnation πͺ
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Genesis doesn't say all of us came from Adam and Eve. Just that they were the first. Genesis neither says, nor implies, that God stopped at Adam & Eve.
It is crystal clear that Adam and Eve were the first humans and all descended from them. The bible is obviously bullshit, but donβt make shit up either to make yourself sound smart.
Luke 3:38 Acts 17:26 1 Corinthians 15:20-22
I specified Genesis, as did the meme.
Where will the Jews discover your wisdom?
Fantastic citations!
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Motherfucker!
Regardless of 4 humans, or 6 humans or hell 100 humans. It would take 14k humans to repopulate the earth and have a healthy population.
So it's all bullshit. As we all know the old book is.
snake! run away
The lord works in mysterious ways.
Those motherfuckers!
God damn! I guess from the biblical perspective, It's a good thing for all of us the first three Republicans we're into Mom bod, because it seems like most of them are pedophiles.
They had more than three sons. Cain, Abel, and Seth are mentioned by name, but they had other sons and daughters.
Adam's Descendants to Noah
GENESIS 5
This is the book of the generations of Adam. When God created man, he made him in the likeness of God. 2 Male and female he created them, and he blessed them and named them Man when they were created. 3 When Adam had lived 130 years, he fathered a son in his own likeness, after his image, and named him Seth. 4 The days of Adam after he fathered Seth were 800 years; and he had other sons and daughters. 5 Thus all the days that Adam lived were 930 years, and he died.