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random reminder that ace people can have sex and non-binary people can have computers

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[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Am ace, had sex. Not for me.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 58 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don't want it can I have it? I don't mind leftovers.

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 46 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Gives sex...wait that's not how this works...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] ogeist@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

...60% of the time...

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gives sex

I know that was a joke, but that's how my ace partner does sex, basically. They're okay giving but not receiving. (I'm aware that's not a universal for ace folks.)

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

For me, sex is basically indifferent. I don't care for it, but in my past relationship, it was a typical hetero setup... until we both realized and accepted our orientations. I'm currently floating in the realm of bisexuality, but without any real drive, I have no care to persue anything. I've pondered even being demi, but again, i haven't been outgoing, so...

I think I can relate to your partner.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 57 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah, the ace card is sometimes the top and sometimes the bottom but ace people prefer neither.

A pet detective, he was a bit transphobic in the 90s I hope he grew from that.

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago
[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 17 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Huh? Computers run on binary!

[–] linkinkampf19@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Deconceptualist@leminal.space 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What an awful dream. Ones and zeros everywhere. And I thought I saw a two!