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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 120 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Would unironically work. Easiest ice-breaker in the world. Grandma's still a woman. She knows what floods her basement.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 48 points 1 week ago (2 children)

She should get that looked at....

[–] Univ3rse@lemmynsfw.com 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago

wet-ass p-word ^(p-word being, you know, vagina)^

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What kind of pump are we talking about here?

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[–] ComfortableRaspberry@feddit.org 98 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The Noah's ark theme is a bit much for me but besides that he looks surprisingly cool with it

[–] RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz 1 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Out of all the Bible things Noah's ark sounds a lot like your run-of-the-mill fairy-tale so it's hard to see it upsetting anyone

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[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is there an ark on there? I thought it was just a depiction of Africa.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 68 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's gonna take a lot to drag it away from him, there's nothing that 100 men or more could ever do.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

β€œCrankin’ the Toto!”

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like more of a chat roulette, than a party activity.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 week ago

I suppose it depends on what sort of parties one throws.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

All the animals are in pairs of two, there's one side of the chest with clouds and the other side with sun and a single white dove like the one who brought Noah the branch to signal the water was retreating...yeah it's definitely a Noah's ark theme

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

lol I’m pretty sure Moses was not on the ark. Was this the director’s cut?

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 week ago

Haha, yeah massive brain fart on my end

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Nope, not all animals. There is just one lion with a mane...

[–] AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Lionesses don't have a mane.

[–] ExcessShiv@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think they're referencing how many paintings of Noah's ark has two male lions with manes on them, and not a male and female lion.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 week ago
[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago

All the animals are in pairs and they seem to be going in the same direction. There's also a single dove in the sky. It might be a depiction of the animals after the flood. It's not suuuuper obvious but I also thought of that story.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Attractive people can wear pretty much anything and it'll look good.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 67 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thats what I was thinking.

This MF so handsome women will use it as an excuse to approach him and ask and then he will tell them his 90yo grandma made it for him to wear to parties and they will immediately get spontaneously pregnant.

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You just summed up the entire designer clothing industry.

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[–] dbtng@eviltoast.org 74 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Grandma can't see the pins anymore to take them out.
She made me a lovely quilt. I'm pretty sure I'll never be done pulling pins out of it.

Treat that vest very carefully for a while. No sudden moves.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Don't hug people too tight either

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[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 43 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The virgin overpriced brand vs. the Gigathad grandma vest.

Edit: No sarcasm, no jokes.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That vest is absolutely epic. One can only wear it if they truly own it.

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I think he's pulling it off

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[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Grandma has seen her fair share of raves in the 90s

[–] LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I wish I had a vest like this and the confidence to wear it at parties. This guy is a Chad.

[–] mienshao@lemmy.world -5 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Tell me this is a joke. Where’s the /s? Do people actually sincerely call other men β€œChad” like that? Beyond cringe. Beyond.

[–] higgsboson@piefed.social 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I mean... lots of people on fediverse unironically refer to outsiders as "normies." This is what we in the industry refer to as "a clue."

[–] MohamedMoney@feddit.org 1 points 6 days ago

Like a brown handkerchief?

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[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Looks like a good conversation starter tbh

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I have a similar Halloween themed one that my aunt made for me. Honestly these are cool af.

[–] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Man, you're not gonna believe this, but do I have the perfect bedazzled necktie for you.

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[–] Nimrod@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

This was no β€œhappy accident;” G’ma knows her style is hot.

Absolutely fabulous!

[–] victorz@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] mienshao@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

You sound like an incel calling other men β€œsigma” β€” cringe shit dude, you don't have to be chronically online.

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