Hey, it's not cheap looking like Frankenstein.
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ACKTUALLY... Frankenstein was the doctor who created the (nameless) monster.
Adam. Respect the identiy and pronouns.
Today is so last week, if you look at it from next week's POV.
Today is both yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.
Every day is yesterday. We live eternally in the past, never getting to the future.
If we don't live in the future, why can I order taco bell on my phone?
I can't
It's okay. Living in the past is better anyway