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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

Rule 3 - Please no reposts within the last couple days, at least

Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

Rule 5 - Be chill, be a Patrick not a squidward.

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[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hey, it's not cheap looking like Frankenstein.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago (1 children)

ACKTUALLY... Frankenstein was the doctor who created the (nameless) monster.

[–] Taleya@aussie.zone 0 points 4 days ago

Adam. Respect the identiy and pronouns.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Today is so last week, if you look at it from next week's POV.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world -3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Today is both yesterday's tomorrow and tomorrow's yesterday.

Every day is yesterday. We live eternally in the past, never getting to the future.

[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

If we don't live in the future, why can I order taco bell on my phone?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It's okay. Living in the past is better anyway

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