Boys are like spiders, there's always one in the same room as you
Sometimes the boys are the spiders
this post was submitted on 04 Aug 2025
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I can't see that emoji...much like we can't see all the spider boys around us
They told me as a guy the same about girlfriends.
Don't fall for their outside propaganda!!!
Don't fall for outdoor propoganda! There's plenty of boyfriends on the internet!
But the boyfriends are in their rooms and won't leave either π
If you flood the basements, they are forced to surface for air.
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A basement? In this economy?!
Do you? There's this amazing thing called the internet and it can be in your room today!
It says there's lots of singles in my area (my room) but I have yet to meet one (other than myself).
When you're trying to get a boyfriend but all you've got is a 10' fishing line.
is this why they call it "hooking up"?
It's good to use the treble so it's harder for him to spit out the bait. Make your own luck.
wdym, all the boyfriend candidates are depression queuing league of legends :3333
My brother met one of his ex-girlfriends through online gaming.
I like how itβs ex girlfriend. Thereβs plenty of single dudes online, but how many of them would you actually want to date?
But you could find the one. One of my friends met her current boyfriend online, flew out to meet him (Sheβs insane), wasnβt kidnapped, and is still dating him years later.
My brother is generally a pretty handsome and charming guy, so he definitely has a leg up over the competition. Just because they broke up, doesn't mean the method of getting together is wrong.
It definitely seems riskier for women, but a woman with a weapon (e.g. kitchen knife, heavy objects) can defeat any man if he doesn't realize he is going to be attacked. And e.g. stealing isn't really gendered, in fact men are probably easier targets because they're often desperate for romantic or sexual connections. The risk really goes both ways here. But how different is it from picking up potential partners in a bar? And would Tinder actually help you if you claim that your Tinder date stole your car?
LFG. DM for details.
This applies to everyone