Every time ive gone into a McDonald's bathroom someone already beat me to it
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don't the doors lock?
Funny enough, I was (probably unnecessarily) paranoid about mad cow diseases as a kid, so I literally haven't eaten McDonald's since 1995.
I hate to be judgmental, but I'll shocked when I see grown ass adults who are my age eating McDonald's for leisure. (Poor people get a pass obviously)
(Poor people get a pass obviously)
Here, it's like the same cost as Applebee's unless you're buying off the app.
I obviously know less than anyone about this, but didn't it used to be shit cheap a few years ago?
Depends, it's been around this price in certain regions of my state since at least 2020ish. For example I know near my college it used to be like $1-3 more per item than my home town (something I noticed back when I got food driving home once and got the golden arches at both ends). Now, I'm not quite where I grew up but from the few times I've been there prices have rose dramatically.
Where I am now, a meal, without coupons and app deals, is like 15-20 dollars 13-18 if it's medium.
It's expensive as fuck these days. A meal is like 12-15 bucks depending on where you are.
I went to IHOP the other day with a friend. I realized that I paid less for my friend and I to have lunch at a sit-down restaurant with an actual waitress (before tip), than I do for meals for my wife and myself through a drive-thru.
maybe about 10 - 15 years ago it was
Mc Donalds kinda sucks but 1-2 times a year I get a craving and I go there and am reminded why I only go there 1-2 times a year
I've heard this. To be fair, there's probably some vegan version of this that I'm guilty of, like Oreos or pints of vegan ice cream.
As one gets older, the punishment gets heavier. My last alcohol hangover lasted six days.
The only people you'd be making suffer are minimum wage employees though, the ghouls at the top won't even hear about it
May I suggest waiting until they close and the workers have left and burning the place to the ground?
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bad for workers
Not if they quit
i think most of them would have if it were an option lol
Bowel Decolonization Syndrome
I'm vegan now, but still fondly recall eating mcribs as a kid.