Sitting near a billionaire : linkedinlunatics

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 117 points 11 months ago

This is a parody account on Twitter

[-] nieceandtows@programming.dev 31 points 11 months ago

Yeah this has to be satire

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

It is satire lol

https://twitter.com/huntercoldcalls

[-] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

That last line gave it away, lol

[-] glimse@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

He's the cold call guy

[-] XbSuper@lemmy.world 67 points 11 months ago

So this sub just doesn't get sarcasm?

[-] FMT99@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Eh people just like to have something to get angry over

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

It's a satire and stuff, but if I'd ever be in this kind of a situation, I'd order something to their table just to confuse everyone. Imagine doing it and looking them in the eyes when staff brings meals or a bottle. You'd better look for where the back exit in this place is.

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

What an idiot.

[+] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago

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[+] 768@sh.itjust.works -26 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Its hard to understand someone with boot in their mouth all the time.

Edit: Comments don't need to interrupt the satire flow. Woosh yourselves :)

[-] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 44 points 11 months ago

This is pretty clearly satire.

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 8 points 11 months ago

inb4 "muh Poe's law" from people who take pride in deliberately ignoring context clues

[-] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago

You know some people literally just miss those cues.

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 months ago

We’ve got one! You’ve the foresight of a sage.

[-] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 0 points 11 months ago

And yet, there are people like this who enjoy sniffing Billionaire farts.

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