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[–] nemmybun@hexbear.net 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fully automated luxury gay space communism

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

workers of the world unite appletini

[–] Lavender@hexbear.net 56 points 1 week ago

Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Your free bottom surgery is tomorrow"

[–] Lyudmila@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Please take all of this cheese.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

There is a spectre haunting Europe...

[–] PapaEmeritusIII@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

you’re unbanned from Free Sandwich Day

[–] Hestia@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

Implying all women have been banned from free sandwich day

[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 24 points 1 week ago

Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No gods, no kings, no masters

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

could get a couple more words for free if we phrase this more efficiently;

No(gods, kings, masters)

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No(gods, kings, masters, landlords, spaghetti)

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

No (gods, kings, masters) bottom text

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

from the river to the sea

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago
[–] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 19 points 1 week ago

We're calling about your vehicle's warranty.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 19 points 1 week ago

Sorry, I won't bother you again.

[–] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

Puerto Rico is independent and socialist.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 18 points 1 week ago

I am secretly an Eldrich monstrosity

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

I got a pizza for us

[–] VapeNoir@hexbear.net 16 points 1 week ago

What's the deal with airplane food?

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

I got you a dinosaur book

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I did the dishes for you.

I fucking hate dishes!!

[–] vovchik_ilich@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Hasta la victoria siempre, camarada Fidel

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I heard you make beanis wine.

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[–] RedRook1917@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RedRook1917@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

Maybe not all women but my wife 😂

Another one is: Don't worry I already handled it

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

hello woman this is word six

[–] MolotovHalfEmpty@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Workers of the world unite!

...

Yay!?

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

20% off entire store - Home Depot

[–] RedWizard@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I'll watch the kids, have fun!

[–] naom3@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago

I have a gundam for you

I'm from the government and I'm

[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

"I made you some pasta, babe"

[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago (3 children)

will you come to tech noir

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[–] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

And so on and so forth zizek-ok

[–] muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml 11 points 1 week ago

There's a snake in my boot

[–] volcel_olive_oil@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

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[–] MoonRaven@feddit.nl 10 points 1 week ago

I love you forever, free pizza.

[–] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

she wants to hear from whom?

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Союз нерушимый республик свободных Сплотила навеки...

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 week ago

Hi, honey, I'm home, brought pizza.

I swear to kill your enemies.

[–] SootySootySoot@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Workers of the world, unite! etc.

that makes you larger than life

penguin-dance

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