What a depressing looking meal. Is this dude getting their food from the local prison cafeteria?
this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2025
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My local prison serves one slice of cheese and a half one of ham in their sandwiches so where can I do time to get this?
Bro, buy hoagie rolls at the bakery instead of ultraprocessed wonderbread. Some real swiss cheese and smoked ham that you have to cut yourself. Pickles from the refrigerated section. Grainy brown mustard.
What is with this 3rd grader’s lunch? Why do that to yourself?
People don’t set aside the time they need for lunch. If you work remote, fuck meetings. You deserve an hour in your day to make a legit meal. I’ve seen some folks’ schedules and it’s out of hand. Zero time to actually vacate the desk. I hate that shit.
But I don’t always want a fancy sandwich, sometimes I want the basic version.
At least get bread with whole grains and don't use American cheese though. It's not any extra effort.
I love whole grain bread, but not for a basic meat and cheese sandwich, or PBJ.
It’s like how I love burritos, both the full dressed big plate sized one, and also shitty fried gas stations ones every once in a while.
Mood. The raccoon craves garbage.
Canned pickles are fine.
I didn't know you could eat such a meal without swimming first
What magic is this? How does this idiotic statement make so much sense?
Can't get my head around it! Best guess is that this is the sort of thing our mom's fed us for summer lunches.
I wish. Look at all those layers. But seriously, squares? Maybe I take it back.
gotta be triangles
Put the chips INSIDE the sandwich
I see you like to be culinarily adventurous as well.
That guy should replace his MacBook battery, it’s getting swollen…
That’s just a fisheye effect from the camera lens. The batteries in that MacBook are under the palm rest/trackpad.
Soggy crisps are really an acquired taste though.
I have the same company issued laptop. I hate these pos machines. Already replaced 3 times due to the battery capacity hitting sub 70