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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I wish there was news I could be that excited about.

It doesn’t even read as satire, it’s genuine goddamned euphoria at doing something fucking wonderful.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yeah but if we do great achievements for humanity as a whole, how are we going to give tax breaks to billionaires? Checkmate leftists!