There's always the Jewel Cooler:

There's always the Jewel Cooler:

ππ€£... Died!
They had ball ventsβ½ All the road trips with swampy balls! For nothing!
Women love the Cooter Cooler.
The whole car smells like a block of warm feta though.

Who wears short shorts?!

SpongeBob Shortpants!
Never owned a single vehicle - or even knew of one - where this was a thing. And yes, Iβve had my share of dilapidated 70s and 80s vehicles when I was young and poor.
Fertility keeper
My balls are fine on my bike.