He's a fucking idiot but goddamn is he funny: "I saw doctors today. The progress is good. I’m happy and proud of this because I’ve already tested my hand Saturday in the arena. They are so proud of the service because I punched [someone]. They said, ‘Paulo, you did pretty well. You are not allowed to do any exercise except beat some Chechen heads if you see them in front of you.’"

So he got flipped off and went on a man hunt?

That's actually pretty on brand.