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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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It is so easy.

One time I argued with them about stuff I copied from the NY Times and when they dogpiled on me, I simply said 'disengage' and let them bark at eachother. They are not very organized and have the same ideas and it is impossible to have a civil discussion and everything you post is imperialist propaganda to them but all you have to do is say something like "You would get killed in North Korea you don't know what you're talking about" and when they start commenting, reply with 'disengage' and they're legally obligated to take to the skies like bats.

One night I had strange dreams about pigs eating beans and the beans kept repeating "Hi! I am beanis! boil me! boil me! and eat me" but I just fired upon them with my .50 cal rifle that I keep for protecting my children when feral hogs roam my yard. Can you imagine how awesome that was for me? On top of that I got several PMs from other Lemmy users that said "Make sure to sow more division in their ranks ^_^" with rare NFTs attached so I continue to do what I was instructed to by the US DoD. Highly recommend!

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[โ€“] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 8 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe If we disengage enough then they will escape to space and do space communism instead.