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[–] guillem@aussie.zone 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's a fact: "nothing" is written in stone.

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

how did you write that comment?

Writing implements used to make physical inscriptions include fingers, styluses, ink brushes, pencils, pens, and many styles of lithography; writing surfaces on which inscriptions may be made include stone tablets, clay tablets, bamboo slips, papyrus, wax tablets, vellum, parchment, paper, copperplate, and slate.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writing

[–] hddsx@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 month ago

Darn. Technically right. My favorite kind of right

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes.

Edit: I misread the comment I replied to as “But did you write that comment?” but it appears they said “How did you write that comment?”

I leave you with this, my final gift:

Handwritten sign above a credit card reader that apparently says “Penis broken, please use finger” It should say ‘Pen is’, but the space is too small to visually separate the letters into different words.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "stone" with the words in it has a suspiciously uniform appearance. I wonder whether it might be concrete and the letters pressed into it while wet, in which case basically none of it is true.

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It’s stone, not concrete. Likely sandblasted. They use silicone stencils that resist the abrasive particles. It’s how gravestones and other markers are made commonly.

[–] vaguerant@fedia.io 4 points 1 month ago

Neat, thanks for explaining!

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)
[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It looks like a video game puzzle where you have to spot the excruciatingly obvious "hidden" password.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Probably. Every time it comes back around it's even more convoluted.

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

So inspiring

[–] troed@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago
[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Of course. It's the first line.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Yes. Yes it is.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Real this is not a pipe energy

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

No, 'nothing' is definitely written on that stone.

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nothing's Carved in Stone is a Japanese rock band formed in January 2009. After Ellegarden decided to go into hiatus in 2008, the group's guitarist Shinichi Ubukata created Nothing's Carved in Stone as his solo project. Their debut album Parallel Lives was released on May 6, 2009, debuting at No. 11 on the Japanese Oricon weekly album charts.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nothing%27s_Carved_in_Stone

[–] hakase@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

Oh man I used to love Ellegarden. Is Nothing's Carved in Stone worth a look?

[–] Mbourgon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bad bot. ;)

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A grinder can easily remove that.

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna use that for a profile pic.

[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I guess it had to be carved?

I am sure someone more anal than me will give me the definition of writing.